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    • Farewell South America

      Posted at 10:05 pm by Charlotte, on January 31, 2019

      Some closing thoughts as we leave South America and embark on the second episode of our adventure:

      South America Room 101:

      • EMILY:
        • mosquitos, sand flies and generally anything with 6 , 8 or no legs
        • milk so bad that not even choco pops taste good!
      • BELLA:
        • sand in the bed
        • being bloodsucked by mosquitoes
      • JAMES:
        • local coffee that tastes akin to Indian chai (the irony being that the best coffee in the world is grown here!)
        • clammy pits (his!)
      • CHARLOTTE:
        • soooooper crappy internet connections
        • dirty toilet paper mounting up in the bin
        • sweet pappy bread
        • taxis without seatbelts
        • hearing sad tales from escaped Venezuelans
        • bat poo in the bed

      Things we will miss

      • EMILY:
        • argentinian steak
        • the street art
      • BELLA:
        • argentinian steaks
        • swinging in hammocks
        • all the cute stray beach dogs
        • kite surfing
      • JAMES:
        • argentinian steak
        • the pace of life (very little ‘chop chop’ happens round here!)
      • CHARLOTTE:
        • power cuts (love a bit of candlelight!)
        • the moments when I manage to have workable conversation in Spanish!
        • pisco sours
        • the flowers
        • the horses
        • the lushness – EVERYWHERE
        • falling asleep to the sound of the jungle or the ocean

      Most of all we will miss our animal and human friends, so a huge tribute and a lifetime debt of gratitude to all those that made our first 6 months so incredibly special, and in particular:

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      Cute faced Tornado

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      Micha

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      Masai

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      Eduardo, Tatiana, Nacho, and Martin

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      Claudia

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      Ignacio, Emma, Elise and Thomas

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      Katherine, Andrew, and Tali

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      Silvia, Christian, Amalia, Leander

      AND NOW……..

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      ………. we are on our way to Japan!  I think we are close to perfecting the trolley train (Bel steers, Em clears the path, and I push!)

      Posted in Colombia, Countries | 4 Comments
    • Monico Madness Part III

      Posted at 12:02 am by Charlotte, on January 28, 2019

       

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      For his final week with us, we stocked up with mucho gin and tonic, and dragged Martin/Grandpa Monico back to the north Caribbean coast of Colombia, and installed him in an eco-beachhut next to ours.  He made friends with the resident iguanas and embraced the ‘rustic’ set up with good grace, cold shower and all!

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      We felt blessed to have discovered this beautiful stretch of coast, not too overcrowded, with a ‘traveller’ vibe in contrast to Palomino and Santa Marta which felt much more full on ‘tourist’.  In contrast to James’ description of Puerto Penalisa, it was very chilled and we saw more reefers in peoples’ hands than rifles.  There were only 4 bars/restaurants in over a mile of beach, which served fairly bad ‘traveler food’ (really who can fail at banana pancakes?), but made up for it with lots of traveler-oriented games and gimmicks: tight-ropes strung between palm trees, giant high cargo nets, beach-front yoga platforms, slightly-too-loud-music choreographed by the stoned Aussie behind the bar, and giant jenga which served for a good ice-breaker between the girls and any local kids we could entice to play with us.

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      Catching a breeze and playing a ruthless game of ‘Exploding Kittens’ up high in the cargo nets

      On the plus side gastronomically, a 40 minute walk up the beach to ‘fishing boat bay’ brought delectable lunch options, fresh off the boat, plus a swing – whats not to love!  

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      The beach was rugged, with a sea too rough to swim in, but we lucked out on our first night with clear sky and a rare lunar eclipse.  The whole event took 4 hours from full moon to blood moon, back to full.  James and Martin manfully monitored the entire cycle, sustaining themselves with margaritas whilst reclining under the palm trees at the waters edge.

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      James managed not-quite to kill off Grandpa on a hike to the ancient Pueblito, one of the most representative historical sites of the Tayrona culture.  Most of the old town is now buried beneath the jungle, but enough remains visible for visitors to imagine how it may once have looked and wonder what life was like over 500 years earlier.  Many of the ancient traditions sustain today and they were fortunate to see the tribe busily preparing for an annual festival as they passed through (no photos allowed).  They were lucky to visit as the site is about to be closed for 10 years to give the local people a break from tourists tramping through their home.  Frankly we were all immensely impressed that Martin successfully hiked the 3 hour rocky path (mostly) up, and immensely relieved that they found a couple of motorbikes to hitch a ride back down on!

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      In anticipation of an upcoming equine drought in Japan, we ventured out for a last ride on the beach, and took in another amazing sunset.

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      It was fun and heartening to find a fishy plastics beach collection vessel – the beaches were in fact all pristine

      After a sad farewell to Martin, Monicofamilytravels set off on our own hike to the beach in Tayrona Park.  We passed Pueblito and on. The girls managed an impressive 11.9 Miles, 1529 feet and 7.3 hours of hiking over the 2 days. It helped that the second half of the hike was more or less like an obstacle course crossing chasms and abseiling down giant rocks using creepers.  

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      Just 20 minutes from our destination, we had the most amazing monkey sighting.  I’ve been lucky enough to see a lot of monkey troops in my life, but never so many so close.

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      The first sight of the sea brought a resounding cheer!

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      We stayed overnight in Cabo San Juan, which is a beautiful beach, famous for being in fact 2 beaches that back onto each-other, but being the last day of the season before the park is closed for a month of ‘recovery’,  it was a bit too overcrowded for our liking. 

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      Cabo San Juan ‘double’ beach – photo taken pre-dawn before the hoards descended! (that lovely hut is where our ‘VIP hammocks’ WOULD have been…..)

      By the time we arrived our pre-reserved ‘vip hammocks’ (netted and set up on a high viewpoint on rocks) had obviously been resold, and we were allocated the last 4 remaining bog-standard hammocks in the ‘bunker’.  We were blessed with lovely neighbours though and a memorable (if not super-sleepful) night! 

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      I couldn’t finish this blog entry without a tribute to Micha the cat that adopted us for the 10 days (nothing to do with the constant saucers of milk offered….).  She was the doggiest cat I have ever met, and she trailed round after us, joined the girls for school every day, and broke into our rooms at night to sleep on our clothes.  We’ll miss you Micha (especially Emily)!

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      Farewell beach (dressed in our airplane clothes!) – we won’t know how much we’ll miss you till we find ourselves battling with snowdrifts the other side of the world!

       

      Posted in Colombia, Countries | 7 Comments
    • Constructing a history timeline Monicofamilytravels style!

      Posted at 12:29 am by Charlotte, on January 25, 2019

      Here is the Monicofamilytravels classroom for the past 10 days, in which the girls impressively managed decent concentration despite extreme proximity to the beach, and constant interruptions from Micha the cat!

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      Without further ado, I present the magnificent Monicofamilytravels history timeline which takes us all the way from the Egyptian pyramids of 2500BC to the NYC skyscrapers of today.

      Construction utilised bins of sea-water, sand, drift wood and anything else we could scavenge from the beach (plus a slightly scary moment where Bella tested out the saw function of her new pen knife):

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      And some of the triumphant constructions included:

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      Stone Henge

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      The first man on the moon

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      The Parthenon

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      The Pyramids

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      The birth of Christ (even though the symbolism seems to be his death…)

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      A working roman aqueduct

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      A highrise skyline

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      And the whole thing in revers order!

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      And the whole thing from start to finish……..with a few victory poses!

      As ever, our immense thanks go to Rob for the ingenuity, creativity and fun he injects into the girls education.

      Posted in Colombia, Countries | 8 Comments
    • Monico Madness Part II

      Posted at 9:57 pm by James, on January 18, 2019

      The second part of this tale was Monico Madness on steroids, as we joined up with Granny (Anna) and Grandpa (Martin) to bring seven Monico’s and our long suffering teacher Robert under one roof. The question of which roof and where had vexed us for months. The beach in Colombia is wild, the cities quite hectic, so we opted for a rare bit of bling on our travels and reserved a hilltop villa two hours south of Bogota, that Pablo Escobar himself would be proud of.

      We arrived at the formidable gatehouse of Puerto Peñalisa, the gated community that is built to keep the 99% out, and the golf balls in. It was quite a shock to see the level of security, as the similar “puerto” we stayed at in Argentina was a low key affair. Here the security have pump-action shotguns. We guessed “that should do it,” but it left a little itch of “is that really necessary?” But hey, despite all the economic development of the last decade, it is still Colombia.

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      But how do you go about choosing a villa for your entire family for a week, who can just about hold it together over 3 days of Christmas?

      • √    Space – We needed lots of it. A place to come together; spaces to run-and-hide.
      • √    Service – With two gracefully ageing parents, one teacher and two kids in tow, we are gonna need help, and lots of it
      • √    Rooms – Lots. 43 is just too old to share with your mum and dad

      When we finally found the villa we were blown away by its striking architecture; and complete lack of doors or windows. The villa was designed by a local architect who had built a number of other properties across Peñalisa, and it occupied an imposing hilltop spot. The house is setup as an epic family home, with a number of James Bond villan style features – an infinity pool, outdoor jacuzzi cinema (too wrinkly, and not just for mum and dad), 2 x golf buggies, jet ski and quad bike which the far too honest guard would not let us use for love nor Pesos. Things were looking up: we will get through the week.

      For the most part we honoured our Airbnb hosts advice of “there is nothing to do at all around the villa, just stay in and enjoy it,” although I sensed my Dad’s rising cabin fever so we set-off for a urgent and critical mission to buy more insect repellent in the nearby town of Girardot. This thinly disguised escape had us wandering around a town that felt a long way from the tourist trail. As we rolled into town a convoy of motorbikes passed; each loaded with two soldiers, all brandishing M16s. Of our travels so far this place felt most like the wild west, and we attracted a lot of attention, with some of it quite upsetting: a man raised his sleeve to show pulsing boils the size of golf balls up running up his arm, a man with one leg just staring, and hobbling over to our parked car and holding us in his dead gaze, and a man with his child in tow indicating with his hand to his mouth that he needed food. And this is the economic essence of oil rich Colombia, where Bond style villas rub up against those who can’t see beyond the end of the day.

      Back at the sanctuary of the villa, all was well. Granny is expert at painting horses, and had bought a travel pack of artists wares with her, to help the girls paint their favourite horses with acrylic paint. Probably the hardest part of it all, was the girls choosing their favourites with Bella choosing the fast and capable “cute faced Tornado” and Emily choosing the Palomino of her own imagination.

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      For Anna, coming to Colombia was an incredible feat. Anna has not left the UK for 10 years, and following illness over that time has become a little frail. To see her make this journey halfway around the world, and psyche herself up to take on various challenges while she was with us, made us all profoundly happy. Here are some pics of a couple of our favourite moments:

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      Granny’s first jacuzzi in 20 years.

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      Granny’s first time on a horse for 20 years.

      Competitive spirits rose for the inaugural Monico Family Travels pool tournament, where pairs of Monicos (with Rob adopted) pitched into battle as teams “Daemon Giraffes”, “Sparky Wonders,” “Breaking Balls” and “Hawk Eyes” to knock-out their competition. Given that none of us can play pool (other than Rob) to save our lives, games took a little longer than expected but we dug in deep, put our best foul forward and cheered as Bella and Rob as “Daemon Giraffes” lifted the trophy.

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      My culinary whims were indulged no end by the discovery of a wood fired pizza oven, and I embarked on a risky mission to cook pizza for the first time for our much looked forward to Friday movie night. All seemed on the right track: we probably had flour though I wasn’t sure if it was rice or wheat, we had yeast and we had a badass American made Kitchenaid dough mixer. Come on! Grandpa Monico opted to be first, but his pizza was so intent on survival that it point blank refused to slide into the blazing inferno. With a little trial and error all was well; pizza of various “artesanal” shapes was served and the curtain rose on movie night, albeit a few hours later than intended.

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      So special thanks to Robert, whose amazing patience and tenacity kept the school bus on the road despite the feeling that we were on vacation, and to Allegra, Martin and Anna who trusted us to take them on a journey into this unusual part of Colombia.

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    • Monico madness Part I

      Posted at 10:50 pm by Millie, on January 12, 2019

      BIG NEWS!  Auntie Lella came to visit!  We welcomed her at Santa Marta airport with flying banners.  When I saw her I burst with excitement.  I gave her a million hugs and a thousand kisses.  We had her to ourselves for the first weekend because Mummy and Daddy went away to a music festival.  We went to a place called Palomino (on the Caribbean coast of Colombia), and stayed in a little villa on the beach.   It had a big swimming pool, lots of hammocks and a bed for swinging on.

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      There was a massive iguana that lived in the tree and every time we came to the car there was a massive splodge of kaka de iguana on it.  Mostly we chilled that weekend, and Bella and I made our special home made guacamole and nachos to celebrate Lella’s arrival with a glass of passionfruit juice.

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      The beach was wild but beautiful.

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      On the beach we played in the sand and dug big holes.  We even did some maths lessons on the beach.  The game was that we had to work out the sum before the wave crashed over the question.

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      Auntie Lella sometimes helped out with literacy at school.

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      Rob walked to our house every day from the local town and crossed a river on the way.

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      Rob’s river crossing

      On an early morning walk, Mummy saw this man fishing with a net which was really cool.

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      On Thursday we had a school field trip to go and see some indigenous people.  We were only expecting it to be a 1 hour walk, but it turned out to be a 3 hour walk, in the blazing heat with a rubbish guide.  He wouldn’t tell us anything interesting about the forest we walked through, or the people we were visiting, and he kept taking loads of selfies of himself . One time he said the word ‘foto’ and so we handed him Mummy’s phone thinking he wanted to take a picture of us, but actually he was asking us to take a picture of him with the indigenous children.

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      The chief of the tribe gave us a friendship bracelet as a greeting present.

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      Bella and I gave up 2 of our small toys and gave them to 2 of the younger boys because the big kids weren’t sharing our gifts with them.

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      We were a bit surprised (but not surprised at the same time) to see a solar panel and a few electronics, especially since they didn’t wear shoes.

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      One afternoon we all set off to a horse riding stables.  We got our horses.  Mine was a skewbald called Pinto (!!!). Lella rode another skewbald called Ciara.  Bella’s was a chestnut called Pepino.  Daddy rode Shelby who was a dapple grey with pink flecks.    Mummy rode a bay arab called Nellie who was a bit nervous.  First we crossed a river and the water got right up to our knees!  It felt cold but amazing.  After that we cantered across the beach right in the breaking waves at sunset before heading home.  It was an exciting ride.

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      Another afternoon we went tubing down the Buritaca river.  Most people go on the Palomino river (which gets really crowded), but we had our river to ourselves.  We went quite late in the day so it got a bit cold, and we had to hike up carrying our tubes which was hard work, but it was worth it!

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      And here is us in our hole to finish!

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      What a hole!

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    • The story of Storyland

      Posted at 4:28 pm by Charlotte, on January 8, 2019
      • √    48 hour babysitting  (thanks Lel and Rob!)
      • √    Tickets for Colombia’s biggest EDM festival
      • √    Playsuit (for me) and string of cheesy flashing lights (festooning JB)

      James and I set off with much anticipation to conquer Storyland, to be held in 2019 (for the first time ever) on the beach!

      Gates opened at 3pm, and figuring we didn’t want to miss too much of the afternoon fun, but equally didn’t want to frazzle in the sun, we rocked up at around 4:30.

      Security was EPIC!  There was a series of 5 consecutive gates, each of which required queueing, frisking, and detailed examination of tickets plus identity documents.  We eventually made it to the 5th.  Nearly there!  At which point we were refused entry on the basis of invalid tickets.  WHAT?!?!  Cue some of the most fluent Spanish I’ve ever spoken…..  No joy.  So we retreated back to the no-mans-land between gates 1 and 2, to join a group of disgruntled gringos loitering in a similar predicament (all of whom had bought their tickets through the same international vendor as us).  We got on the case and eventually identified the ‘service’ desks and associated queue for ‘Festiticket issues’ (which was immediately next to the queue for ‘Groupon issues’ which was in turn next to the queue for………).

      After some if-you-can’t-beat-them-join-them latino style queueing and gesturing, we eventually got a paper printout which would apparently get us through the elusive Gate 5!  It did!  Hurrah.

      So, thrilled to finally get in, we were then distinctly less excited to find the crew still building the main stage……. So much for our Space-reminiscent afternoon boogie!

      Resort to booze.  We found the only covered seating area with a bar that sold G&Ts, and enjoyed some drinks and people watching while we waited for the gig to kick off.  The clientele were mostly Columbianos (great!), including lots of young couples, and (just the) one of those ‘older’ international couples that look like they spent a few too many years stuck on Koh Pha Ngan beach that always make me feel a little more fresh-faced than I usually do.

      Not only had the festival not yet actually started, but neither was it on a beach.  It was more of a rocky wasteland, with just enough sand to blow around and get in your eyes from time to time.  I wasn’t the only deluded muppet to turn up in flip flops (you know who you are D), but trainers would have been a better move!

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      Eventually the music started (on both stages), and we had a wander and a bit of a warm-up wiggle with our new friend Leonard.

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      A few monstrosities shocked us.

      The spaces directly in front of each stage were reserved for VIPs.  Annoying yes, but not in principle too shocking, except that the gap between the entitled-nose-bagged-up-VIPs and the fence keeping out the plebs was about 30 feet!  Not the best for atmosphere or a sense of inclusiveness!  We spent most of our night the ‘wrong’ (far) side of the fence, with the ‘right’ type of people.

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      View from inside the VIP area (back to the stage)

      The Storyland venue was set up as a travesty of modern marketing: an Instagrammer’s dream.  I couldn’t quite bring myself to snap people selfieing themselves in front of the food-stall sign (what?  Not cool!), but Jonnie Walker was omnipresent and much pouted in front of.

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      Talking of Jonnie Walker, when James decided at some point that a shot of cheap whiskey was a good idea (!) he was told that he could only purchase by the bottle because they had run out of glasses!  There is a good chance they were actually telling the truth…

      And there were Ads.  Yes ADS!  The stage visuals were fairly basic (fine), but every 20 mins for the first few hours of the festival they cut to ads for cell-phone networks, metro lines and various other unsexy products.  Sorry – WTF?

      I had paid double for ‘Comfort’ tickets to Storyland as I’m of pensionable raving age, and have a bit of a dicky spine so fancied a sit-down from time to time.  Said ‘Comfort’ turned out to be a giant wooden pallet in yet another fenced-off enclosure.  So we thought we might checkout the ‘Chill Vibes’ area instead, but it turns out that that is where you go to have a fag!

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      And as for the music, if I was being harsh I would say that Sasha and Digweed couldn’t have been less interested, and were quite ‘samey’, and Cedric Gervais delivered the inordinate antidote in his excessive cheesiness.

      But having said ALL that, James and I donned our white t-shirts and duly had a stonking nearly-all-nighter thanks to a great atmosphere (behind the fence) and fab new friends.

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      Acknowledgements, gratitude and sweaty hugs to: Leonard, Derek, Robert, Diane, Juan, and the guy who tried (and failed) to make my bum twerk.

      Posted in Colombia, Countries | 4 Comments
    • Kicking off 2019 in Colombia

      Posted at 5:11 pm by Charlotte, on January 2, 2019

      Bogota blew us away.   We stayed in the old town, which is never the ‘real’ town, but was none-the-less a spectacular experience.  It was peppered with cool coffee shops (JB happy!), trendy bars, amazing buildings, and some fabulous food.  The only shame was that we only had 24 hours to enjoy it.

      After mundane morning missions to the ‘lavanderia rapido’ et al, we did a swift tour of the Museo Botero de la Republica which housed Picassos, Monets, Dali’s and an exhibition of the famous Colombian figurative artist and sculptor Fernando Botero.

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      Over a sophisticated lunch in the museum restaurant we played a heated game of Exploding Kittens (to be recommended, if not for the other diners!)

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      In the afternoon we opted for a walking tour to make the best of our limited time.  We hit all the Old-Town hotspots, and got a good overview of the history of the country as well as sampling various tasty local nibbles to keep our energies up.

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      Our tour culminated in a game of Tejo (where you (drink beer and) throw rocks at paper parcels of gunpowder until they explode…….)).

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      Tejo

      Next stop Cartagena for some Caribbean action.  An hour after landing we were off on a Treasure Hunt around

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      the Old Town.  This involved dressing up as pirates, and trouncing around the town with our guide Ronald as we solved puzzles using historical facts, visited important sites (festooned with treasure clues) and worked our way through the maritime museum.  Every town should have a child focused walking tour like this one.  Maybe my learning capability is commensurate with a 10 year olds’, but I learned more on this tour than at any of our others to date, and it certainly hit the ‘learning needs to be fun’ requirement (for all ages!).

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      Cartagena Old Town has amazing walls, which I enjoyed daily for my sunrise runs.  After seeing zero runners out in Bogota (and very few in the whole of Chile), Cartagena walls were awash with them.  There was good camaraderie and even a bit of sweaty high-fiving which I duly embraced.

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      The highlight of day 2 was a trip to the Chocolate Museum where we learned how to make chocolate from bean to bar!  We roasted beans, made chocolate tea (surprisingly good!) with the shells, and then ground the nibs to a paste to make various other products from.  The end product was a triumph despite the girl’s mutinous reaction at being provided a Hello Kitty mould….

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      We mixed it up on day 3 with a cycling tour.  This exposed us to more of the extremities of the city, and one of our mounts was a tandem which brought much excitement and a certain amount of repressed frustration from the adults  who commanded the front seat!  JP lead the charge.  He was in his 5th year of dentistry training, and guided at the weekends to make a buck.  He packed in the facts, but also transparently shared his perspective on whats really going on with the country and its people today, which made for an interesting afternoon.

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      We splashed out on the

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      last day of 2018 with a boat trip to the Rosario Islands.  We negotiated hard for the ‘last boat left available in the WHOLE of Cartagena’ and ended up with a rather snazzy 42 foot launch.  It came with a ‘concierge’ who turned out to be JP’s Auntie Denise.  She knew absolutely noting about the Rosario Islands (she usually works as a bank teller), except being able to point out the ruin of Pablo Escobar’s abandoned house.  She was a ‘hoot’ though and a definite enhancement to our day.

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      The ride out was smooth, and it was fun to watch the skyline of Cartagena disappear with our wake.  First stop were some ‘natural pools’ over a fairly battered reef.  There was a lot of swell so it was fairly trixy snorkelling but we saw some fun fish including parrot fish and those blue ones with electric blue spots that I’m never able to name.  Next up was a sunken plane which was being besieged by about 10000 tourists simultaneously and was essentially a swirl of sandy water.  If you dived down deep enough to engage some serious ear pressure you could touch its tail.  The experience was fairly underwhelming, but mildly satisfying reach the target when most of the tourists were blobbing on the surface.

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      We lunched on fresh seafood in a lovely shack reminiscent of some of Formentera’s gorgeous eateries.  Such was the peak of peak season that after lunch we requested an hour on a quiet beach and ended up on the tiniest patch of sand between some mangroves, but Bella and James managed to dig a hole on said postage stamp, so all was well.

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      Then we decided to do a fly-by Cholon, the party island, to check it out.  Suffice to say I was (thankfully) not overcome by reminiscent urges to jump into the water and drink revolting sweet cocktails with the rather obnoxious clientele while various thumping beats clashed for omnipresence.  The girls were (thankfully) also horrified, although I suspect that sentiment won’t endure too far into their teenage years…

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      After persuading our captain that we could handle rough water (the swell gets right up as the day goes on) we ‘bought’ ourselves an extra hour to visit Playa Azul which was the picture perfect postcard Caribbean beach (as deserted by the less boat-brave tourists).  We then bounced our our way over the waves home to Cartagena, screaming with glee all the way.

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      Our New Year’s evening festivities kicked off with pizza overlooking one of the gorgeous plazas, and then a walk round the town and up on the walls.  Most of the locals grab tables and chairs and either sign up to pre-bought dinners, or bring picnics and just hang out and soak up the atmosphere.  We struggled a bit to stay out/up, so squeezed in a movie, and then headed up to our hotel rooftop at midnight to enjoy some of the spectacular fireworks going off all over the city.

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      Bella and I hit Getsemani on our last day in Cartagena (poor old Em was laid out having battled through NYE with a horrible throat infection).  We had signed up to a group tour, but turns out all the other groups were too hungover, so we lucked out with a private tour with Willy.  Getsemani is a mix of traditional one-story housing for ‘humble’ people, and a burgeoning backpacker community.  The tour was a great insight into ‘real’ living, most of which happens on the street which results in a warm and colourful community vibe.  We tasted lots of street-cart food, bought ‘lollies’ from a local house, enjoyed the street art, bumped into some locals dancing salsa (I joined in to Bella’s abject horror), and ended up joining a street full of game-players.  The women played cards and the men played dominoes.  We grabbed a table and had our own domino tournament where Bella displayed some serious strategy nous, and only lost by a nose to Willy.

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      Oh yes, and we saw a mama and baby sloth hangin’out in the park!

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      For our last night we kept it real with a bab on the pavement enjoying the street shows (got the best of 2 Michael Jacksons who circuit the town).  We then cheesed it up with a horse and carriage ride which was a fabulous way to enjoy all the streetlights.

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      This marked the end of our Christmas holidays, and we moved on to Santa Marta to meet up with Rob again, and kick off the ‘Spring’ term (although its decidedly summer here right now!).

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      Farewell sparkly lights and spangly balloons!

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      And a puffer fish?!?!?!? (for no particular reason)

       

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